I’m pleased to announce.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce that I am officially running for the office of governor.

Great! I’m glad you’re pleased. When will you be making the announcement?

I just did.

No, you stated you were pleased.

Yes, I’m pleased to announce my candidacy.

Exactly.

What?

What?

Huh?

Well, you stated your pleasure regarding the announcement.

Yes. Yes I did.

Fine. Very nice. When is the announcement?

That was it.

No it wasn’t.

I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you.

Don’t be afraid. It’s not that frightening.

No, I mean… wait, what?

Do we need to start over?

Maybe that’s for the best. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce…

Oh, great. This shit again.

…that I am seeking the office…

Screw it. I’m out of here. Call me when you make the actual announcement.


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