From: Legal Dept.
To: Full Membership
Re: Updated Regulations
It has come to our attention that there is some confusion regarding the second rule of Fight Club. Despite assurances from management that the second rule being a verbatim restatement the first rule was neither a typographical error nor an unintentional redundancy, several of our members have expressed dissatisfaction with the use of repetition as a means of underscoring importance.
A notable percentage of members have also complained about of the lack of clarity in regards to when precisely the first rule of Fight Club applies.
We have taken into account your concerns and hereby present the updated rules of Fight Club:
1. You do not talk about Fight Club.
2. The seriousness of rule no. 1 is to be sternly considered by all members at all times.
3. Exceptions to rule no. 1 will be made on a case-by-case basis for those members wishing to talk about Fight Club during Fight Club. Talking about Fight Club when reading the rules of Fight Club during Fight Club is allowed.
4. Business casual attire is allowed on Fridays. No jeans.
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