Three very, very short stories.

Lucky 13

he said
Of course I’ll take the room
Only a fool
would be afraid of
sleeping on the thirteenth floor

if anyone has seen him since
please notify management


You Know How It Is

I didn’t want to punch him
but he wouldn’t stop screaming
“stop punching me”


Asking for a Friend

hey
does anybody have the number
of a good water damage restoration place

and also
completely unrelated
hey
does anybody know
how to get rid of a Korean revenge ghost

(asking for a friend)


copyright 2014 David Cornelius all rights reserved

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